My mom told the whole family i was born to embarrass them

“Absolutely.”

Chapter 6: The Family Meeting
The meeting was set for the first Saturday in November.

Craig’s house. Formal.

He even sent a follow-up email with an agenda.

I printed the agenda and set it next to the mortgage file, the tenant statements, the affidavit, and the company records.

Then I called Ed and told him to prepare everything.

The morning of the meeting, Mara watched me get dressed from the bedroom doorway.

I was putting on a collared shirt, which I almost never wear, and she said, “You look like you’re going to a deposition.”

“Close enough,” I said.

She walked over and straightened my collar.

“You okay?”

“I think so.”

“You don’t have to do this today. You can wait.”

“If I wait, Craig’s going to dig the hole deeper, and Mom and Dad are going to help him.”

She nodded.

Then she said, “Don’t be cruel about it.”

That stuck with me the whole drive over.

Uncle Gil met me in Craig’s driveway.

He was wearing his good flannel, the one without paint on it, and he had a thermos of coffee.

He looked at the folder under my arm and said, “How much of that are you planning to use?”

“Depends on how the conversation goes.”

“So, all of it?”

I almost smiled.

Craig and Vanessa’s house was exactly what you’d expect.

Big colonial, landscaped yard, a wreath on the door, even though it was barely November.

Inside, the kitchen renovation was done.

New countertops, new backsplash, pendant lights.

My parents were already seated at the dining room table. My mom had a mug of tea. My dad was reading something on his phone.

Vanessa greeted us at the door with the warmth of a hotel concierge.

“So glad you could both make it. Coffee? Water?”

“I’m good,” I said.

Uncle Gil held up his thermos.

“Brought my own.”

Craig was standing at the head of the table with a laptop open and what I swear was a printed slide deck.

He’d set out copies at each seat like it was a board meeting.

We sat down.

Craig launched right in.

“Thanks for coming, everyone. I know we don’t do this enough as a family, and I think it’s important that we start being more intentional about our shared future.”

He clicked to the first slide.

It was a pie chart labeled “Family Asset Overview.”

It included my parents’ house, estimated at $350,000, which was generous.

And then, unbelievably, it included my rental properties.

My properties, listed by address, with estimated values.

I looked at Uncle Gil.

He was already looking at me.

Craig continued.

“What I’m proposing is a family trust structure. We consolidate key assets under one umbrella, reduce tax exposure, and create a unified investment strategy.”

“Dad, you and Mom are approaching retirement. Bennett, your properties are generating income, but they’re fragmented and unmanaged from a corporate governance standpoint.”

“They’re managed fine,” I said.

Craig smiled.

“I’m sure they are, but imagine what they could do with real financial infrastructure behind them. I’m talking professional property management, proper LLC structuring, maybe even a line of credit against the portfolio for future acquisitions.”

Here’s where it gets wild.

He was literally proposing that I hand over ownership of my properties to a family trust.

A trust that he would manage.

He dressed it up in financial jargon, but the structure was clear.

Craig would be the trustee.